TLDR

ATTENTION CHADS & CRYPTO BROS! If you're the ultimate cool cat in the crypto jungle, DON'T SLEEP ON THIS! Grab that [contract] and YEET IT INTO ORBIT! SNED IT, AND LET'S FLY TO THE MOON TOGETHER! WAGMI, BROTHERS! CHOOSE RICH! 💸

HEY JEETS, WANNA STAY POOR? Didn’t think so! UP YOUR GAME, JOIN THE RACE, OR WATCH US BLAST OFF WITHOUT YA! 🚀

And oh, if you’re part of the boomer or grandpa fart squad, bless your hearts, the chapters below are your speed. BUT HURRY, even time's not waiting for you!